Monday, September 29, 2008

Welcome to my Weekend Confessional

  1. I had BK Chicken tenders on Sunday. They were delightful. Not gonna lie.
  2. Last night I had 3 glasses of wine. I was drunk and started a fight with Chris for not taking me to Hula on a Sunday night. Claaaaaassy.
  3. I had Thai food for lunch today and had a few noodles. This was also delightful and now I hate myself profusely.

I feel AWFUL for my slip-ups. I really hope this has not impacted my progress too much. I don't know what got into me but I just felt like letting loose a bit. This was probably butressed by the fact that:

A) Liz ate tasty goodness on Friday and drank on Saturday
B) Erica ate tasty goodness and enjoyed alcoholic beverages the entire weekend

I guess I was feeling quite left out in the weekend caloric carnival but don't worry. It appears I have made up for it all on my own. God I hate everyone. HATE. Why must chicken tenders be so incredible? Why is drinking white wine like smoking crack for me? Why the hell did I ingest Thai noodles that I could have easily ignored???!!!

Ok Thai noodles are now being digested. I am back on track. I guess it will be broth for dinner and Wii Fit for penitence. Everyone should also plan on shunning me for the rest of the day. Shun. Shuuuuunnnnnah.

Peace out.

2 comments:

#1 Cute! said...

Oh my hilarious little nu nu. The only thing cuter than that silly embarrassed monkey is YOU!

I really need to insert more pictures in my posts, especially being that I write novels. Its only fair.

At least you had protein at BK, I am sure you had fewer noodles than you would have otherwise, and all in all this doesn't sound that tragic.

Maybe we all got a little overconfident with ourselves and put ourselves in the way of a bit more than we could handle in terms of temptation. We all did some damage control though as well, and probably had a good time. Seriously - I am guessing this is WAY better than any other given weekend pre-diet. So you still rule. Look at your rebound plan! I know you can and will do it.

I think it is adorable that we all messed up at the same time. I admittedly am a bit guilty that I contributed to your downfall, and I certainly would rather us all have been 100% fantastic the whole time, but we are still cute and back on track!

Daywalker said...

I must tell you that your "cheating extravaganza" was really anything but...Chicken tenders, though not ideal, really aren't that packed with carbs. The wine also isn't. A few noodles? Meh. Frame of reference: An entire can of Campbell's chicken noodle soup - noodles and all - only contains 21 grams of carbs. Really not that bad. Were you back on track yesterday? What is today shaping up to be?

PS - here I go for the THIRD time trying to verify the stupid jibbberish word verification. I hate everyone.

PPS - FOURTH. And they just made the letters larger. You know, for the idiots among us.

PPPS - FIFTH. I'm starting to think it isn't me.

Six. I'm an asshole. It's definitely me.